SINGAPORE: A woman was sentenced to two weeks' jail for giving false information to the authorities.
[Alright! Alright! You don't have to mention she's plump and bespectacled TWICE! Was that what tipped the police off that she was lying? The fact that they have no suspects and no ex-cons who have a fetish for plump bespectacled women? Or that she was too plump to be molested?]